Hail Mary

The Pope wants to ban fairies in the Church.

It'd be outrageous, if it wasn't so friggin' ludicrous.

I pity the poor guy.

Imagine his plight. There he is, sitting in the Sistine Chapel, just north of St. Peter's (obviously named by a fairy), and looks up at the ceiling.... painted by a poofter. He nervously adjusts his hat and robe (which you KNOW was designed by a fairy!) and calls his assistant. Considering there are so many fags in the Church, there a good statistical probability that's he's a fairy too. Benedict breaks into a sweat, looking at the young priest's plucked eyebrows.

Hail Mary. The Lord is with thee... so no fear. Panzer Pope or no Pope.

Benedict, I'd watch my back if i were you. Pun intended.